The Absolutely best Facebook conversation EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, so this is a Facebook conversation between me and my friend, Ant. It's a convo where we just used a bunch of band names/songs/albums and kinda made a story. The bands/songs/albums are capitolized. Read ALL of it, it's funny. Sorry it's long...

Ant:
SAY ANYTHING
Me:
about MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
Ant:
Man, if Max and Gerard kissed there would be like TWO TONGUES
Me:
and if gerard dumped max it wuld b ALL TIME LOW
Ant:
Well, at least they were a PARAMORE for a bit
(Paramour means lover ....something like that)
Me:
*i think its like female lover lol, but also makes sense PAIR A MORE)
Ant:
(Ahhhhh)
Me:
but if gerard broke up with him, gerard coulndt ESCAPE THE FATE
Ant:
get ready for phail
But if Max took him back on a Sunday....it would be known as TAKING BACK SUNDAY
Me:
then they wuld b ready for monday and gerard would wake up and say HEY MONDAY
Ant:
But they might try an ONLY CRIME (that didnt make much sense)
Me:
but they have 2 becareful, their relationship is like CANCER
9are songs allowed? lol)
Ant:
(Lol yeah)
Me:
(ok i think its ur turn)
Ant:
If they pull off the crime they might try ....FRAMING.....HANLEY
Me:
(o.O thats sad...they got their name bcuz the guitarists fiance died)
Ant:
....
(I DINDT KNOW)
(ahh okay, I see it now T.T)
Me:
(yeah but its ok i forgiive you)
Ant:
(Yay!)
Me:
you know if gerard breaks up with max again while they r on a rollercoaster max might scream FALL OUT, BOY
(added comma to make sense sorry)
Ant:
(That's okay, this one will be worse)
But maybe Gerard would jump put and FLY (like a) LEAF
Me:
(bahaha!!! i like it)
Ant:
(lol thanks)
Me:
doesnt matter he will burn by A FIRE INSIDE (AFI)
Ant:
(lol Niiice one)
Me:
(XD)
Ant:
But Max will find a way to keep him safe and he will be known as the one that SAVES THE DAY (or Saves the Way as in Gerard Way!)
Me:
(bahaha!!!) And it will b A DAYTO REMEMBER (omg!!! great one!!!)
Ant:
But sadly, no one will be THERE FOR TOMORROW
Me:
(niice)
Ant:
(Yeah, yours was great!)
Me:
especially since tommorow is a GREEN DAY (thanks XD)
Ant:
Really? wait...is this happening in August? Because I've always heard that AUGUST BURNS RED
Me:
yes! and august is their anniversery and they have been FOUR YEARS STRONG!!!
Ant:
Didnt they meet in college? damn ....I forget the name, DO you remembver what THE ACEDEMY IS.....
Me:
NO DOUBT!!!
Ant:
Holy shit! Look out for that power cord Kyle! ...I'm not sure if it's AC/DC
(So fail)
Me:
YEAH YEAH YEAHS (even fail-er)
Me: -after long pause-
OK GO!
Ant:
(good one!)
Me:
(haha the ok go one?)
Ant:
(Yeah!)
Me:
(lol i just thought it was a good time 2 use that one)
Ant:
(Lol yup, here comes an album name)
Quick quick, There's an electrical fire! SOUND THE ALARM
Me:
omg! now there is mass PANIC AT THE DISCO!!!
Ant:
(-claps-)
Ant:
(Here, this'll be easy to figure out)
Jeez! Why is there a fire this early!? It's NINE IN THE AFTERNOON
Me:
hey, calm down! NEVERSHOUTNEVER!!!
Ant:
C'mon, I just got up and I've got MORNINGWOOD (xD)
Me:
WOW, I CAN GET SEXUAL TOO
Ant:
(I bursted out laughing)
Me:
(haha me 2)
Ant:
Don't you know? NOTHING FEELS GOOD
Me:
well definately not in the DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE
Ant:
(zomg cutie! the star)
Me:
(bahahaha yes)
Ant:
Hmmm, I'm not sure where to go now....Kyle, why do you have to be such a RADIO HEAD
Me:
idk but i really should find THE CURE
Ant:
I think I'm just gonna go eat some RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS
Me:
hmmm well before you go make sure you enlist the help of the SNOW PATROL
Ant:
Hmmm, I'm a little tired too, but my bed has spikes in it. I might need ARMOR FOR SLEEP
Me:
U2?
(bahaha sorry bad one)
Ant:
(I lol'd hard!)
Me:
(haha niice)
Ant:
Did you know when you sleep you have RAPID EYE MOVEMENT? (R.E.M)
Me:
yeah, the guy 3 DOORS DOWN told me
Ant:
Ahh, I have pretty bad night mares too, it's usually SCARY KIDS SCARING KIDS
Me:
dont b afraid of them, their just THE ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS
Ant:
Ahh true, are they BLACK KIDS?
Me:
nah, their GOO GOO DOLLS
Ant:
Oh okayyy, oh hey! Remember when Sean jumped in the pool???? I wanted to scream HELP, SHE CANT SWIM
Me:
yeah but no one helped and we all ended up as THE KILLERS
Ant:
Lol, I heard that he was voted THE BOY LEAST LIKELY TO....
Me:
RISE AGAINST?
Ant:
Yep! Oh holy shit! It's 3 OH! 3 on OCT 29!?
Me:
(niice)
(this will b fail)
Ant:
(Thankss and go ahead!)
Me:
and we r 30 SECONDS FROM MARS!!!
Ant:
(haaaaa)
It's BLUE OCTOBER right?
(Wait, weren't we in August)
Me:
(who knows?)
Ant:
(Lol trueee)
Me:
i have a THEORY OF A DEADMAN and its if you RAGE AGAISNT THE MACHINE you should get a THREE DAY GRACE
(sorry i used 3)
Ant:
(It's fine!)
Me:
(lol ok)
Ant:
That theory is true, but did you know that PRETTY GIRLS MAKE GRAVES, and the bodies are buried in PLAIN WHITE T'S wearing a PROMISE RING
(I used 3 too)
Me:
well in ONE REPUBLIC, THE OFFSPRING can bring this convo into A PERFECT CIRCLE, and SAY ANYTHING about MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE....
(bahaha im sorry but thats a great place 2 end the convo)
Ant:
(It really is!)
Me:
(haha it can like keep going on and on and on and on)